May 21, 2011

Which way shall I go my Dahlins?

Now Whortie is at such a loss my sweet nibblins. Petunia my dear fabulous cuz has pretty much given me carte blanche to run with this in any way I choose. I have pondered this for many days and nights wondering to myself, self whatever shall I do? I want to create my own space and Petunia the dear has built up quite a following. Whatever can I do to increase that following. I could never do her justice by doing the exact same thing. Only my darlin Mz P can pull that off. So what shall I do with this simply mahvelous gift?

Last night while getting my weekly mani and pedi I had a simply exciting flashbulb moment darlins! I will give those victims a voice. I will share their stories and give them a voice. So I will go to Dastardly Dads as much as it terrifies me, I simply abhor violence of any sort, Whortie is such a lover of all things large and small you see. I will find these victims and give them a voice. I will try to show what their last moments must have been like seeing these monster daddies engaging in the ultimate act of revenge against their mommies, the mommies who miss and love them.

May 19, 2011

Update on my Dahlin' sweet cuz Petunia and more

Well Mz P is now in Cabo San Lucas and living the sweet life. I myself am so green, the beaches look divine! She sends this postcard with a little note for all:




Hello my gentle readers. I trust by now some of you have met Whortie, cousin on my mother's side? I am allowing Whortie the privilege of carrying on with my good work, with the hopes that some fresh blood will invigorate all of us into some forward movement in this cause. We must at all times keep our eyes on the ultimate reward and that is the safety of women and children everywhere. Oh and maybe along the way we will piss off a few of those FReaks and FRags? It is all good as they say. I hope you welcome Whortie with open arms and send items of interest to W just as you once did with me.

I am thoroughly enjoying my time away and I know for a fact this blog will be in good hands when or if I return. Until that point in time Bon Vayage all!


Well golly gee whiz Pettie!!! I am having such a hissy of joy! Thank you so much dahlin' for the vote of confidence.

Now I see we must get on with business at hand and that is showing the world what a nasty life those poor poor men have when they decide to beat their wives and have sex with their children. Such a nasty nasty world we live in after all.

May 16, 2011

Petunia has had it!

petunia cruise



Well all of you gentle readers, your dear Petunia has reached burnout. Yes, we all thought she could continue on forever, but even Petunia has reached a boiling point. So rather than gather up her family and friend piggs, hoggs, and scosas, she will take a vacation. She has decided to go on a cruise to nowhere. She has read about this delightful voyage for several years now and must see for herself what the fuss is about. Now lets hear from Petunia directly:

Darlings, I must bid adieu. As you all know too well exposing the FReaks and FRags of today's society takes hours of hard work and much pressure is applied. I could no longer take the daily barrage of emails threatening my very life. I will not end up as barbeque on some FReaks plate. Nor will I end up the makeup being caked on a FRags face in order to attract said FReak. So without further ado, I leave you with a parting picture of me on my trip to nowhere. I will send regular updates but until I decide to return, I want to introduce you to my dahlin cousin, the FABULOUS Whortie Hogg.

Whortie has been mentoring under me from the very beginning and in fact the FABULOUS dear has indeed offered and succeeded in smoking out some of the very worst offenders.

Please dear gentle readers, welcome Whortie. FABULOUS dahlin! Come aboard, bon voyage!



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