My daily amusements (yes that is plural - there is more than one)

This will be a short post :-) You my gentle readers must be wondering - Petunia is amused? Why, we never knew pigs could be amused.... Before I go further, I must make sure that I utilize correct spelling and my use of the "English alphabet" is also correct. You see in my haste I hav made many spelling errors and typos or so it has been called to my attention as such. I rightly don't care one way or the other if my spelling is right. I manage to get my point across well enough to ensure that father's rights nutjobs visit my website daily (and you "men" - cough snort gag puke - know who you are) understand what I am typing. This is just another way to minimize women using my website to do so.

With that out of the way...now on to Petunia's amusements :-) Attila, poor poor Attila....He certainly has it bad for me. He visits here several times a day. His searches for himself nearly topped the list of search terms (the TWAT Bob hero is now higher), and he certainly is paranoidal about the BADASS blogger team. And yes Attila, it is a TEAM of bloggers. TEAM as in moe than one person. And we number more two or three also. We have satirical blogs, in your face blogs, factual blogs, and editorial blogs. We are everywhere. In fact look in the face of the next woman you see walking down the street. Think she is not a BADASS? Think again....she could very well be one of us. She could be one of our many visitors. Or she just might be a woman who has no idea BADASS even exists... You will never know. But I have you pondering that situation, don't I?

Get ready Fellow BADASSes!!!!

Attila, as I promised Quentin0352, I will post on YOU later. Now when that later will be, only time will tell....

And hello Quentin0352....I should send Attila to your posts. He is so set on showing how awful my usage of the "English alphabet" is, I am sure he would be just as distraught with your spelling errors and typos. Probably not, but one can hope can't they?

Now I must know (not that you will tell me) why you continue to lie to your fellow "men" (cough snort gag puke) on Stand Your Ground? You made one post on my blog. Not that I care, I generally tire easily of you MRA types. But why lie? I HAVE done research on your issues. All in good time, Quentie, all in good time....

So there you have it my faithful followers. Daily amusement of Petunia......

The TRUTH about FALSE allegation in his eyes

My momma oinked at me and said Petunia young lady patience is a virtue. Now being as how I have four legs, it is kind of hard to do anything with my hooved feet (including all this typing I do), I just waited and waited. I waited some more. I knew the day would come and one of them would say it. I knew it would come. And to what do my wondering eyes should appear? Nope not a jolly little man and eight tiny reindeer (that is another story folks), but this:

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Pierce Harlan Says:

May 19th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Corrrect, Thomas. "Unfounded" should be regarded as the moral equivalent of "false."

Yep there you have it folks!!!!! Unfounded "should" mean false..... Do I need to say anything else? I guess I can quit blogging now? Nope not on your life!!!! I will expose these "men" (cough snort gag cough hack puke) until my little hooves cannot move. Why? Because we must show the truth!!!! When women and chidlren are no longer penalized for making good faith reports of abuse and when women are not penalized and branded with the letters FA (false accuser), then and only then can I rest. Sorry Pierce you now join the ranks at Petunia's club for good. We badasses will be watching you......

Attila please.... get it right.... we are BADASS MOMS....

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Attila L. Vinczer Says:

April 3rd, 2009 at 8:59 pm
...Oh I forgot to mention the referees are all women and the head coach is BAD ASS MOM!

So no matter what laws we mandate, the key element is both genders must be held equally accountable! Otherwise, it is an absolute waste of time and money!

Attila

Attila, please get it right - we are BADASS MOMS (maybe I should make that a Z instead?). The "S" makes MOM plural. The definition of plural is more than one. So clue in here dude.... There is more than one BADASS MOM and we are watching you.

Attila update yet again :-)

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Attila L. Vinczer Says:

April 2nd, 2009 at 12:55 pm
...Now the feminists will hang me with another blogpost with a picture of a pig (I think it's the BAD ASS MOM not sure) Now I have a clear picture of what "Lipstick on a pig." means.

Attila

Actually Attila it is not just "one" mom it is a whole platoon of us. We are growing in numbers and one day people with common sense will see the light. And yes it is a train and it is headed straight for all the MRA/FR types. Better get off the tracks before it is too late, Attila......

Another who needs to shut......

women should learn to shut their pie holes and not antagonize a man who is twice her size. That's the problem...women don't know when th STFU!

This comment was left (umpublished as it rightly should be on that blog) for a fellow protective mother on her blog. Well you know what happens when Petunia hears about things like this?

Yep you guessed it.......



BUHBYE!!!!